With the release of Dissidia for the PSP, many Final Fantasy Characters are angry with Square Enix. Our correspondent was there at the virtual scene:
BISS: Excuse me, why are you all protesting?
Edge: This is blatant favoritism! Why should that sissy Cecil get the screen time and I get nothing? Without me and Rydia, he never would've done anything.
Sabin: Yeah, my brother and I did all the work and what do we get? We get the shaft while the freaky half-human chick gets the glory!
BISS: Where is Edgar, anyway? I don't see him around.
Sabin: I think I saw him wander off with your assistant.
BISS: [sigh, eyeing the rocking news-van]
Yuna: And Tidus! I went through a whole extra game looking for that bastard and this is how he thanks me!
Tifa: You think you've got it rough? Try hauling these boobs around all day. Do you have any idea how much porn they've made out of me?
BISS: Well, I can see Square has a lot to answer for... hey what's that little guy in the black robes doing?
Garnet: Oh no, Vivi, NO! Not that! Everybody run!
BISS: [running from the Meteor] This has been a BISS News special report-
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