USE OF CAPS FOUND TO BE THERAPEUTIC, ACCORDING TO POLL OF INTERNET TROLLS
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Trolling found to be annoying, according to everyone else.
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Irresponsible statements on the rise. No source cited.
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A panel of scientists and librarians recently approved the use of Wikipedia as a primary source in academic, legal and cultural study.
"Yeah, all right," said one, "Go ahead and cite wiki. We just don't care anymore..."
Students and lazy people everywhere rejoice.
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Researchers at the Stockholm Institute for Laziness have discovered ... stuff ... you know ... ah, who cares?
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Residents of Tokyo were alarmed yesterday by reports that Godzilla was approaching the city intent on wreaking mayhem and destruction. Luckily, due to an error in scale, Godzilla was placed in a cat carrier and adopted by a local reptile lover after having its picture taken numerous times.
"So desu ne?" was the widespread reaction, along with much speculation about where all the bases are that belong to them.
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A linguistics panel at UCLA Berkley recently concluded that "Engrish rocks!"
Their opinion on Spanglish is not known at this time, but if anyone has seen a water pipe in the shape of a Gundam suit, please return to the Linguistics department.
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